The Wii's First Casuality

So, I heard a news story today about a woman dying while competeing for a new Nintendo Wii. I have trouble caring about other people, so I didn't listen to the entire report, but it involved drinking large amounts of water. As far as I'm concerned, its the radio station's fault (the contest was held by a radio station). Normally, I'd be on the other side, you know, "You signed the release, we're not responsible." But, fuck, it was water! What disgusting piece of human shit designs a contest with water consumption that could kill someone? These are the kind of people that need to be castrated as soon as they show signs of dumbassness. The people who designed this thing should be strapped to a chair and have that chinese water torture shit done to them until they die.

In other news, check out Employee of the Month. watched it last night, and thought it was pretty funny.